June 2013
Who remembers
Motherfucking Scholastic
Book
Orders
And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up
at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR
I seriously miss the book fair.
Wait, you mean these don’t exist anymore?
MOTHERFUCKINGTHESE
i wish you could anonymously ask questions in real life
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
this is so inspiring
white lips, pale face, choking on my toothpaste
You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
“man lying in bed smiling”
that is not a smile
that is a cry for help
some one photoshop taylor swift behind him please
do you ever just look at children of couples in films or television shows and go
no
you are genetically impossible
that is not a dominant allele
we are too damn smart
All the time.
no mom, I can’t make my bed, I’m too busy being a wicked cool bad ass rebel punk also can you make me a grilled cheese
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
i love being naked but i hate how i look naked
i love how whoever is running obama’s blog actually blogs like we blog
imagine if it was barack the whole time like
and michelle’s like “BARACK DINNER’S ON THE TABLE!!”
and he’s just like “shut up woman i’m blogging”
except that obama wouldn’t be rude to her because he’s a man not a republican.
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
my blog has become this weird mixture of fandoms, feminism, cats and really fucking stupid jokes that nobody outside this website would find remotely amusing
today i accidently wrote my url instead of my name on my test
why does the government make it illegal to be naked in public but not give me any money to buy nice clothes
are you telling me i have to pay to not break a law
probably the smartest thing I’ve ever heard.
Losing everything but weight
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
what’s the point of thigh gaps anyways am i supposed to put my dick through it or something
this made me feel a lot better actually
i’m forever stuck between wanting to discover loads of new music and wanting to listen to the same 4 albums over and over again
stop telling me to step off my high horse i didnt even give my horse weed
remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour
